Based On Your Unique Personality, Plus A Printable Schedule
When it comes to cleaning, we’re guessing you generally fall into one of two categories. You’re either really into it and try to make time for it every day or you’ve made friends with clutter and mess. Put another way, you’re either Larry or Balki. So we thought to ourselves, what better way to honor you and your unique approach to cleaning than with a cleaning schedule customized to your precise personality?
One way to do this would have been to build a Back-to-the-Future-style apparatus from which we could algorithmically calculate your cleaning type based on brand preferences, buying habits, water and electric usage, and relationship with your mother.
But then we thought it’d be easier just to have you answer this question:
How often do you think about cleaning?
A) Once a day or more
B) Once a month or less
If you answered A, see Cleaning Schedule A. If you answered B, see Cleaning Schedule B.
Once a day or more, huh? You’re probably also the kind of person who limits your television time and remembers to have the mail stopped when you leave town. We see you. You deserve a cleaning schedule that supports your get-err-done attitude, while giving you permission to take intermittent breaks for pizza.
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Weekly:
Monthly:
Yearly:
Gotcha. Your passion for cleaning falls somewhere between rolling quarters and untangling jewelry. We’re here to put the pep in your step with a completely attainable cleaning schedule that will—and we don’t want to overstate this—change your life. Once you organize your cleaning efforts into small but deliberate bursts of activity, you’ll see how quickly clean can be a part of your new routine.
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Weekly:
Monthly:
Yearly:
Click here to download your personal cleaning schedule
Hopefully, this cleaning checklist will improve your living conditions quite considerably. But more importantly, we hope it will inspire you to become the best cleaning version of yourself possible. Happy dusting!